A Random Joke on Tiger ...

Saw this joke on the Net and thought it was hilarious ...

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed about ready to finally consummate their marriage, when the new bride said to her husband, "Honey, I have a confession to make. I'm not a virgin."

The husband, looking deep into her eyes with love and a lot of lust replied, "That's not really such a big deal in this day and age, Sweetie."

"I know, but I'd like to tell you about it anyways. Besides, I've only been with one other guy."

The husband was curious and asked, "Really? Who was the guy? Do I know him?"

"Tiger Woods" she said.

"Tiger Woods? As in, Tiger Woods the professional golfer? The winner of 52 tournaments, including 11 majors?? "

"Yes, that's him. He's rich, famous, and handsome. I met him before he got married, we had a couple of drinks, and one thing lead"

"Well I can understand why you went to bed with him Honey.", he said.

Enough having been said, the couple started to make long and passionate love for the first time as a couple and when they were finished the husband energetically hopped out of bed and went to the telephone. "What are you doing, Honey?" asked his wife breathlessly.

Te husband said, "I'm hungry and I was about to call room service to get something to eat.", said the husband.

"Well," she said, "Tiger wouldn't do that!"

"Okay," he replied, "Exactly what would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and make love to me a second time."

Not to be outdone by Tiger, the husband put down the phone, jumped back into the bed, and made long, passionate love a second time. When they'd finished, he got out of bed and went to the phone. As he picked up the receiver, his wife asked, "What are you doing now, Hon?"

He replied, "I"m still hungry, so I was going to call room service to get something to eat."

Again she said, "Well, Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Okay, now exactly what would Tiger do?", he asked slightly annoyed.

"He'd get back into bed and make love to me again."

He slammed the phone down, got back into the bed, and made long, passionate love to his wife one more time.

When they had finished, the husband was thoroughly tired and sore! He dragged himself over to the phone and started to dial a number. His wife asked him, "Are you calling room service, Hon?"

"No. I'm calling that bastard Tiger Woods and finding out what the HELL par is on this damned hole!"